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Sloth's Wise Words for Good Writing
Arrr... so you want to write well from the master himself eh? *evil cackle* Alright, here are the most basic rules I want to see in your writing - or it's off to the Kreludan mines with you!
1. Capitalization Kreludor. Sloth Plushie. Evil Snowball. Doctor Sloth. What do these things have in common? ... *crickets chirping*
They are all proper nouns, dur! Please capitalize all proper nouns, whether they be a character name, an item name (that's why you see items as Plain Sloth Day Burger, and not plain sloth day burger. CAPITALIZE!).
2. Using the Apostrophe Sloths and Sloth's. Its and It's. What's the difference? When you add an apostrophe, it means either a) it is a contraction for 'is' (such as he's meaning 'he is') or b) you are showing that something belongs to the first part of the word (such as Sloth's minions, meaning the minions belonging to Sloth).
Therefore, this is incorrect (wrong, bad, horrible!!): Its a good idea to play Splat-a-Sloth. (That should be It's, for 'it is a good idea..', and also note that the game name is capitalized! :D)
3. i <-- That is not a word! Always capitalize I :D
4. Full Stops. (Also known as periods elsewhere in the world.) Please, oh please finish sentences with one of these great inventions: .
Otherwise, how else do we know when a sentence stops it could go on forever like this one and be really really really annoying and people don't know when to stop reading and take a breath and someone could go on and on about how great Sloth is and the brilliancy of his latest plots and the conspiracy behind the orange dots on those purple-
Hmm, okay. Starry says I can't waste anymore space lecturing about grammar, but I think I've covered the most common annoyances received in our guides. Now I think I'll go chastise Starry's grammar around the site, hmm....
Anyways, thanks for listening, and this is master *cough* your good ol' friend Sloth signing off!
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